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THIS HYENA IS GOING TO HEAVEN

The land of Sunshine Kenya is best known for her vast wildlife and long distance runners. But in a jungle out there, the animals have become born again Christians and ‘The Pets of God.’ The ancient dragon decides to annihilate them before Christianity spreads to other jungles of the world.

CAST OF CHARACTERS



Brother Hyena
He believes he is bad and works tirelessly at being worthy of anyone’s love even God. But just when he thinks he has the Almighty’s number his nose assaulted by the aromatic banquet of hell.

Pastor Twiga Giraffe
He has his congregation fasting for a miracle too big, perhaps even for God. By faith, the unseen God who no one has ever smelled or tasted is to raise up a jungle creature who knows the language of man and the contents of the bible. The pets of God need to tell the devil in no uncertain terms : “It Is Written!”



Black Mamba and Family
Watch out for this very angry snake. It is not his fault that King Cobra has outlawed absentee fatherhood and forced decent cold blooded folks into marriage, parenthood and other hot blooded shenanigans. It is not his fault that both heaven and earth use a snake’s name only in the derogatory. It is not his fault if his only son is a weak slithering worm. It is not his fault, a disobedient wife and ten blind daughters. It is not his fault that God in all his wisdom created the devil. It is especially not his fault that nothing is his fault!



Mrs Zebra
Mama Zeb is the original ‘holier-than-thou’ church member. She is gifted with the uncanny ability to see sin in everyone else even before it is committed. She is fully spirited but only the fruit will tell what spirit is riding her.


De Brazza Monkey Guenon

Monkey considers himself a real ladies guy but suspects the girls do not like his massive feet. He learns the secret of evolution and hates being what was left behind by his cousin man. ‘The Voice’ offers to evolve him the rest of the way to the image of God in the twinkling of an eye. He scratches his head…. There is the little matter of the cost of the twinkle…..



King Moran
His sleek wife is embroiled in a deadly game and her accomplice is not mortal. The door to the abode of the dead is creaking open. The royal family and the kingdom threaten to spiral into the dark abyss. The king’s only hope may well be his servant Brother Hyena, a lowly scavenger with an Almighty connection. But will the Lion of Judah roar for the lion of Kenya?


Aero
Somewhere the devil has raised an only daughter. Her wingspan is bigger than a man made bird. She is not supposed to bump into the only son of God……

Otherworldly Characters



Axis
His other name is Lucifer, the son of the morning star. He is very busy in Kenya though totally and madly in love with America, the tallest tree with the roots of God. Amee has written a love letter… she inspires his poetry….

Mundu
Lucifer’s right hand devil, in Kenya under cover as a mad man



Milika
A Samburu she devil under cover as a cow.

Yellow
A junior male devil who wants to earn a real name.

Kamuti
The Kamba spirit of witchcraft encamped on the devil’s mountain

MUST SEE REAL PLACES IN THE BOOK
Kenya, her pets of God and even the devil’s mountain where a war older than man still rages and migration of the wildebeest remains the secret wonder of the world, Tanzania and Uganda, Rwanda, Israel and ancient Egypt. And in the next life, the Garden of God and the Jesus tree. One devil would rather go to America, the tallest tree with the roots of God and gnaw on them roots.

From ‘Once Upon a Time’ to ‘happily ever after’ there is a dual of death between ‘The Voice’ and ‘The Name.’ An old prophesy is repeated by owl. A blessing and a curse still roam the earth since once upon a time, each searching for someone to nest on.…..

“This Hyena is going to Heaven” an all family entertainment novel is available through iUniverse, Amazon and Barnes and Noble booksellers among others at USD 31.95 hard cover and USD 21.95 soft cover for a fun ride 369 pages long.